Jimmy Page has personally helped design a replica of his famous double-neck guitar for Gibson. 25 exact replicas (Page’s vintage dings and all- like distressed, overpriced jeans!) will retail for $33,500, and 250 less meticulous replicas (sans signature and custom pick-ups) go for a mere $10,000-$12,000. So, pretty much the only people to be able to afford these things are complete assholes with way too much disposable cash. Like the jackasses who get corporate tickets to the Superbowl every year but have no idea who’s playing. And P. Diddy. Prepare for many a balding middle age fruitcake to play “Stairway” poorly and then hang on wall. 1973 replica of Pamela Des Barre’s vagina on the way.