Eccentric fruitcake producer, Phil Spector, is about to go on trial for the murder of Lana Clarkson, a former waitress/actor, who made an egregous error in judgment by joining Mr. Spector for a nightcap in his Hollywood castle in February of 2003. 

Set your Tivos, as this freakshow trial will be televised, of course. Spector’s responses to the allegations have been as classy as his pre-trial outfits: “she kissed the gun.” This is going to be amazing.