Meeting of the mind: Robert Plant and Jessica Simpson

Posted October 30th, 2007 by eric

This photograph just absolutely blows my mind. The lead singer of one of the greatest rock bands of all time conversing with a talentless rack of fake tits with ears. I cannot fathom what these two would have to chat about, and Plant’s expression is astounding. He looks as though he’s fully aware how irretrievably stupid this girl is and the fact that she’s actually trying to form complete sentences amuses him to no end. Several sites have tried the captioning game. The winner goes to a Velvet Roper (who I am forced to paraphrase because I can’t find the original thread), but it went something like this:

JS: “But I wax my hedgerow, so how could there be a bustle in it?”


Tags: humor

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Keith // Dec 18, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    Um, not that I generally defend any bubble-gum pop star but her tits are real. That I can defend without any guilt…they’re nice.

    I love Zep. I think Rober Plant is imagining bending her over an amp and giving her the real rock star treatment.

  • 2 patrick // Dec 19, 2007 at 10:32 am

    this response is useless without proof.

  • 3 Diana // Feb 3, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    That was cruel to say about Jessica. When you say hurtful things.. there are people out there with feelings. Think before you swing axes.

    Robert Plant is most likely a very wonderful and kind person. He’s probably looking at her and thinking how beautiful she is. Atleast that’s what I’d like to think. Be kind. Life is short.

  • 4 velvett // May 16, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    I tend to agree with Keith.
    This is Robert Plant after all.

  • 5 ryno // Jun 17, 2012 at 2:28 am

    Two blondes walk into a bar; one is a dingy media sensation and the other is one of the biggest music icons of all time… “Look at this.” says one to the other. You can now use your imagination to decide who said what. It’ll be great to see what everyone else thinks!