Dolly Parton’s boobs have finally caught up with her

Posted February 12th, 2008 by eric · 2 Comments

Country music legend Dolly Parton has sidelined her upcoming US tour because of back problems caused by her enormous breasts, which is amusing news in and of itself, but it’s her official statement that busts out the gold: “You try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems.” Point taken. Her doctors say she and her breasts (nicknamed “shock” and “awe”, respectively) will be good as new in a few weeks, so all of her tour dates should be rescheduled.

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  • 1 Nancy // Nov 25, 2009 at 11:16 am

    If she’d not had breast augmentation she’d have all my sympathy. I really don’t understand who her target audience is. Young men? Doubt it. Older single southern men? Who’s buyin’ this? Who buys her cds? Maybe people in Mississippi?

  • 2 Allison // Jun 7, 2010 at 12:13 am

    Dolly has always had big uns. She does the things she does and looks the way she looks because she wants to. Thats how she feels most comfortable. Shes gonna do whatever she wants to do because she has the talent and the dream and the drive. She doesnt give a shit about what people who dont know her think about her and shes not afraid to say it!