So, I guess the rumors of Michael Jackson’s imminent demise were greatly exaggerated, as the King of Jesus Juice practically strutted out to take the podium to announce his July residency at London’s O2 Arena. He couldn’t stress enough that these shows would be his last in the UK. Ever. Don’t even think he might come back to London. This is it. There’s no way this is a ploy to sell tickets by scaring fans into thinking he may never return. The thing is, he probably won’t. I think the chances he performs these shows are remote at best. Dude does need some cash, though, so who knows? He might pull something together.