Alex Turner’s Mic-dropping Brit Awards Speech

Posted February 23rd, 2014 by eric

Arctic Monkeys racked up again at the Brit Awards this year, taking home Best British Group for the fourth time and its well-deserved third Best British Album for AM. Lead singer Alex Turner used the occasion to drop an irony-laced speech that was a winking piss-take on the “state” of rock ‘n roll. Reactions have been hilariously all over the map. Peaches Geldof called him an “ungrateful twat,” but I dare say she didn’t pick up on any of Turner’s subversive humor. The comment section on this subject at The Guardian is a goldmine.

Full transcript of Turner’s mic-dropping speech:

“That rock’n’roll, ay? That rock’n’roll, it just won’t go away. It might hibernate from time to time, sink back into the swamp. I think the cyclical nature of the universe in which it exists demands that it acquiesce to some of its rules. But it’s always waiting there, just around the corner, ready to make its way back through the sludge and smash through the glass ceiling, looking better than ever. Yeah, that rock’n’roll, it seems like it’s faded away sometimes, but it will never die. And there’s nothing you can do about it. Invoice me for the microphone if you need to.”

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