This is just too amazing not to comment on. Wow. Bad pun and everything. Who knew Motley Crue members were so desperate for cash? First, Tommy Lee shamlessly agreed to appear on Rock Star Supernova, and now Vince Neil is partnering with Carnival Cruise line? At least Nikki Sixx still has his integrity, only reduced to auctioning off his stage clothes.

If you’re sad enough to pony up $479 to go on some floating funeral home with Motley Crue’s fat, washed up singer, you might as well hurl yourself overboard because you’ve hit rock fucking bottom.

Don’t forget to make your reservation. Via Velvet Rope thread.