Poor Lily Allen feels ‘fat, ugly and shittier than Winehouse’

Posted May 15th, 2007 by eric

Mouthy pop-singer Lily Allen has been pushing the limits of her charm lately. First canceling her tour out of sheer laziness, and now caving in to pressure to be extremely thin. Allen posted an embarrassing blog (amusingly titled ‘fat, ugly and shittier than Winehouse’) on her Myspace page about how she had “fallen victim to the evil machine.” Researching gastric bypass surgery in a “sea of tears” from her hotel room in Seattle, Allen admitted she isn’t quite as strong and independent minded as she’d always thought. One day’s worth of ingratiatingly supportive comments from fans on her Myspace page has cheered her up enough to apologize with another blog: “I’ve been reading all your comments and they have made me realize there is more to life than being thin! So thank you.” It took comments from a bunch of sycophants to realize this? Allen has quickly morphed from a tough-as-nails shit-talker to an insecure, spoiled little girl in a matter of weeks. She’s still pretty fucking cute, ‘fat’ and all.

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2 responses so far ↓

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  • 2 yesenia // Mar 4, 2008 at 10:47 am

    such tight earings…