I had a feeling this was probably true and that Disney had just wigged balls and snuffed it out immediately so as not to impinge upon the cash take for Pirates of the Caribbean, which featured a brief Keith Richards cameo and had an imminent theatrical release. But now it’s official. I mean, would you really put it past him?

Richards on snorting his pops: “What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of…y’know, he went down a treat.”