Kanye West needs to be cockslapped for being such a whiny little bitch. His new record is ass. Who wants to listen to him warble awkwardly over a “sample” of someone else’s entire song? And yet he has the gall to complain about not winning awards at an MTV function? “That’s two years in a row, man … I’m trying hard, man, I have the … #1 record, man.” His ego crushed as he watched a close-circuit feed of his peers performing on the main stage, West claimed he would “never return to MTV.” Is he under the illusion that an award from MTV carries with it an ounce of credibility? I guess when you live in a bubble of delusion and self-absorption it’s easy to think you matter. West is kind of a joke; he makes Diddy look like a some sort of sampling wunderkind with his slogging through mud MC skills and slipshod production. Sadly, Diddy already did it. And, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Diddy did it better. Now do something Diddy didn’t do.