Ruh-row. Sting finished up a Police reunion show at the HVS Arena in Hamburg last week, only to head straight to one of Germany’s top brothels to make the beef curtains of some poor fraulein very uncomfortable for upwards of six hours of tantric sex- Sting-style. His publicist blows off the news utterly:

“Sting and his wife Trudie Styler have always been open about their interest in strip clubs. I do not know whether he went to this club. However I would not be surprised if he went. It is nothing he would be ashamed of.”

And, even though his wife puts on a brave face publicly when it comes to Sting’s seedy sexual proclivities, word on the street is that she is seething, even seeking out Madonna for advice.