It sure as shit isn’t music, obviously. And to celebrate (?) MTV is posting ominous yet brightly colored posters throughout its office hallways, asking the question: “What does the “M” stand for?” There is a meeting Monday morning for employees to find out, but in the meantime people have been defacing the posters with their best educated guesses. My […]

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Billboard is reporting Columbia Records will release Magic — the newest record from Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band — on October 2. It represents the first studio collaboration between Springsteen & Co. since 2002’s The Rising, which was in itself their first studio album together since 1984’s Born in the U.S.A. In other […]

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Famous urophiliac R. Kelly ain’t done with his serial slow-jamz soap opera, “Trapped in the Closet,” by a damn sight. Oh, goody. What began as a sprawling, subversive song in 12 parts has been expanded by 10 episodes, and all of the videos are available for streaming on the Independent Film Channel’s site. Meanwhile, the […]

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Queen guitarist Brian May made headlines earlier this month in the United Kingdom for turning in his astronomy PhD thesis some 36 years after he abandoned it to pursue his rock career. Quoth the Beeb: “May recently carried out observational work in Tenerife, where he studied the formation of ‘zodiacal dust clouds.’ The subject forms […]

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Music slash culture blog YuppiePunk recently surveyed the … um … equipment of rock musicians Keith Richards, Iggy Pop, Mike Patton, Ozzy Osbourne, Flea, Steven Tyler, Rick Allen (you know, the cripple in Def Leppard) and others. Is there a correspondence between the size of a man’s ego and the size of his fuck stick? […]

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Having never met a soundtrack he wouldn’t shill for, Elvis Costello has lent his inexplicable cover of Christina Aguilera’s “Beautiful” to the House Original Television Soundtrack, which features only one decent tune: Massive Attack’s “Teardrop.” As House’s theme song,  it has always driven me absolutely crazy that Cocteau Twin Elizabeth Fraser’s vocals never kick in during […]

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It only makes sense that the land that brought us both Bach and Beethoven and Holger Czukay and Irmin Schmidt would be the first to even think about transcribing Lou Reed’s 1975 hocus pocus opus. Back in March of 2002, saxophonist Ulrich Krieger and accordion player Lucca Venitucci had their 34-page, through composed score performed […]

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