This photograph just absolutely blows my mind. The lead singer of one of the greatest rock bands of all time conversing with a talentless rack of fake tits with ears. I cannot fathom what these two would have to chat about, and Plant’s expression is astounding. He looks as though he’s fully aware how irretrievably […]
Entries Tagged as 'humor'
Meeting of the mind: Robert Plant and Jessica Simpson
October 30th, 2007
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Worst-lyricists ever?
October 18th, 2007
Blender’s lists always need to be taken with an extra grain of salt, but this one sort of semi-accurately collects a handful of the some of the worst offenders. The order just seems a bit jumbled. I mean Sting certainly has over-stepped the bounds of pretentiousness on more than one occasion (name-dropping Nabokov was bad enough, but mispronouncing it […]
A critic, a monkey and Phil Collins all walk into a (candy) bar…
September 27th, 2007
Why the name Tom Ewing isn’t any bigger than it currently is is beyond me. His ongoing piece for Brit blog Freaky Trigger – in which he has endeavored to review, with a pretty good semblance of success, every Number One Hit in the UK since 1952 – has occupied more of my leisure time […]
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I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Snooze
September 26th, 2007
While rock ‘n’ roll purists (i.e. geezers) genuflect at the altar of the blues, I find the genre to be formulaic and by and large dull. Let me qualify by saying I don’t mind when bands (e.g. The White Stripes or The Black Keys) frame their music within the blues’ traditional context, but too many […]
Beat the rush, pre-order Chinese Democracy today!
September 14th, 2007
Yeah, go ahead plonk down your hard-earned shekels for this now. The projected release date is December 2008. I’m sure it will ship on time. What’s a 15-month wait, when you’ve been waiting 14 years? It may be safer to add it to your wishlist, but that’s not very rock ‘n roll, now is it?
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Henceforth
September 11th, 2007
when discussing the SNL Digital Short, “Dick in a Box,” amongst your peers, kindly refer to it as “the Emmy Award winning…”
Pencils down!
September 7th, 2007
The AV Club’s Steven Hyden has found “the most rockin’ song of all time.” “I’m going way out on a limb here, and I’m probably just asking for trouble, but I think I’ve found the most rockin’ song of all time. Not the best, not my favorite, not the most essential and not the most […]