Prince plans to sue YouTube for its lackluster filtering practices in an effort to “reclaim his art.” And while he’s at it, eBay and The Pirate Bay are on his list, too. If he’s on a quest to become the new Metallica, then this might be a good idea. But Metallica’s notorious bitching and complaining […]

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The Cure has rescheduled the tour dates it recently canceled because Fat Bob was a little behind on his word count, which in turn caused a delay in the band’s 13th studio album meeting its fall release date. So, now both the record and the tour will coincide like they’re supposed to this coming spring. Goths […]

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You know, if I had a record label and one of my bands followed up a perfectly solid debut with this lopsided turd of a record, I’d be, uhh, trying to make them someone else’s problem in a hurry, too. Seems Vice smelled what was cooking on album number three for these Canucks and decided to pass. […]

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Blur plans to record a new album as a four-piece for the first time this decade, according to bassist Alex James. The band’s last record, 2003’s Think Tank, only featured guitarist Graham Coxon on one song, while its last record as a quartet, 13, came out in the spring of 1999. James is optimistic after […]

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Kanye West needs to be cockslapped for being such a whiny little bitch. His new record is ass. Who wants to listen to him warble awkwardly over a “sample” of someone else’s entire song? And yet he has the gall to complain about not winning awards at an MTV function? “That’s two years in a […]

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Billboard reports George Harrison’s son, Dhani, is among the guests slated to appear on the Wu Tang Clan‘s first long player in six years. Specifically, Dhani will lend his talents to “My People Gently Weeps,” which is an “interpolation” of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps.” Did no one bother to tell RZA that George’s pal […]

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Limited-range actor, surfer hack, Johnny-come-lately vegetarian and self-documented abortion enthusiast Eddie Vedder (née Mueller) has been ruining our national pastime’s favorite song for quite a few 7th innings now – ever since Yield ruined a whole 50 minutes of my life back in ‘98 actually. It’s bad enough the Cubbies haven’t won a World Series […]

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